Tesco’s Prank Call

We called Tesco’s about a jar of jam that turned out to be Fromage Frei. It seemed to have affected more than his picnic!

Winston Churchill – Legend!

 

I never realised how much of a legend Winston Churchill was but reading this just confirmed it. This is qwick wit at it’s best!

During a party, a dissaprover of Winston Churchill spat at him, “If you were my husband, I would poison your coffee!” Winston Churchill, without missing a beat, replied, “Ma’am, if I were your husband, I would drink it.”

ALSO (from wikipedia):

In a November 2002 BBC poll of the “100 Greatest Britons“, he was proclaimed “The Greatest of Them All” based on approximately a million votes from BBC viewers