English

Women’s English

Yes = No

No = Yes

Maybe = No

We Need = I Want

I Am Sorry = You’ll Be Sorry

We Need to Talk = You’re in trouble

Sure, go ahead = You better not

Do what you want = You will pay for this later

I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!

You’re very attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

Men’s English

I am hungry = I am hungry

I am sleepy = I am sleepy

I am tired = I am tired

Nice dress = Nice cleveage!

I love you = Let’s have sex now.

May I have this dance? = I’d like to have sex with you

Can I call you sometime? = I’d like to have sex with you

Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d like to have sex with you

Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d like to have sex with you.

Those shoes don’t go with that outfit! = I’m gay.