Tesco’s Prank Call

We called Tesco’s about a jar of jam that turned out to be Fromage Frei. It seemed to have affected more than his picnic!

Winston Churchill – Legend!

 

I never realised how much of a legend Winston Churchill was but reading this just confirmed it. This is qwick wit at it’s best!

During a party, a dissaprover of Winston Churchill spat at him, “If you were my husband, I would poison your coffee!” Winston Churchill, without missing a beat, replied, “Ma’am, if I were your husband, I would drink it.”

ALSO (from wikipedia):

In a November 2002 BBC poll of the “100 Greatest Britons“, he was proclaimed “The Greatest of Them All” based on approximately a million votes from BBC viewers

Charley BB – HAHA!

Seany is a legend! The reason for this is he pushed Charley (The most vain, self sented, manipulitive housemate in the house) into the BB Pool when she was in her best clothes, Total respect for this guy after this lovely piece of televison!

Just look at her reaction!

English

Women’s English

Yes = No

No = Yes

Maybe = No

We Need = I Want

I Am Sorry = You’ll Be Sorry

We Need to Talk = You’re in trouble

Sure, go ahead = You better not

Do what you want = You will pay for this later

I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!

You’re very attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?

Men’s English

I am hungry = I am hungry

I am sleepy = I am sleepy

I am tired = I am tired

Nice dress = Nice cleveage!

I love you = Let’s have sex now.

May I have this dance? = I’d like to have sex with you

Can I call you sometime? = I’d like to have sex with you

Do you want to go to a movie? = I’d like to have sex with you

Can I take you out to dinner? = I’d like to have sex with you.

Those shoes don’t go with that outfit! = I’m gay.

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Liverpool Bus For Sale!

  

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Exclusive Pictures Of The New Big Brother House! (Series 8)

Big Brother 8

Here are some exclusive pics of the new Big Brother house for series 8. The house is based upon the theme of “modernistic sur-reality” with new features and a whole re-vamped house. Big Brother 8 starts on the 30th May on Channel 4.

To see pictures of the house, press the ”read more” button below! 

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Jose’s Dog!

Post from “Rob the Red” From a Manchester United Message Board

Jose wherever you may be,
Park will eat your dog for his tea,
Buts its not had its jabs
and its got no tail,
Jose will get bumed in jail

Mourihnooo its cup final day
But ya doggg is still astray
Its got rabies
Like the Terry’s
Walking in a Fergie Wonderland…

Mourinho, it’s squeaky-bum time
But for you, it’s leaky-*** time
To Abramovich
You’re just one more *****
Walking in a Fergie wonderland  

Poor old Mourinho, lets hope the police have got a new lead into this enquiry!

Terry Wogan F**K’s Up!

Terry Wogan is a fella known and mainly loved by most of the UK. He takes his job very seriously and has to be one of the most professional broadcasters around. During the Eurovision 2007 show Sir Terry Wogan makes a nightmare job of announcing the winner. To see the blunder, just fast forward the clip to around 1:10. It has to go down as one of the BBC’s biggest blunders.